When you play softball.........
1.Pre-wrap is no longer for injuries but for your hair
2.You only shave your knees and thighs becuase thats all you can see with your uniform on
3.Your favorite part of the season was getting your new bat
4.When wearing knee socks and sandals are actually considered cool
5.At the end of the summer you have the infamous 5 inch tan knees that won't go away till spring and by then you'll have school ball
6.You avoid wearing skirts and dresses...I mean c'mon. The scars are only cool to you and the other softball girls
7.Blisters, cuts, and scars are for show
8.When you find yourself mentioning an inside team joke to other non-softball-playing friends and they just look at you like you're crazy
9.Someone asks you what you do outside of school and the only other activity you can think of is Softball
10.Boys say "Baseball is so much harder then softball" and you just laugh because you really know that softball is much more difficult...besides we use bigger balls don't we?
11.All your white clothing has some kind of brown tint to it
12.Your batting glove starts to smell like onions/corn dogs/and old people
13.Your sliding pants/short have to be torn to shreds before you'd ever get new ones
14.Sunflower seeds and Gatoraid become their own personal food group
15.Everyone on your team has known each other for years
16.Old men say they play softball..but really you know that they just play slowpitch BASEBALL
17.You can't stand it when people refer to softball as "baseball" and then say..."Their the same thing"
18.Long socks are your best friend
19.You see a group of people playing softball, and you have an incredible urge to ask if you can join in and play
20.The end of softball season is basically never
21.Your drawers are filled with 4,857,295,256 softball T-shirts/Jerseys
22.When you're summer softball team practices in winter
23.When you wear your softball cleats everywhere you go
24.When you play other teams, you already know half the girls and how they play, thanks to your own little Scouting Reports
25.When your tournament is in the pool with your uniform on and then throws you in
26.When you read this and are thinking "Yepp thats my life in a nutshell
27.when sliding on dirt doesnt hurt anymore
28.u can put a handful of sunflower seeds in ur mouth nd eat every1 of them w. no problem
29.u get the urge to turn everyday things into something involving softball
30.the walls in ur room r lined with trophies/plaques nd team pics =)
31. your best friends are always your softball teammates
