Soccer♥

You know you play soccer when...


-You know what the off-sides rule is

-You know how to tackle

-You know what most of the arm movements the ref makes mean

-You know how to pretend you did not foul a player when you really did

-You know how to use your shoulders to get players out of the way

-You are not afraid to curse or yell at players on the other team

-You will secretly push a player when the ref is not looking

-You ABSOLUTELY LOVE the game

-You play at least 4 hours a week

-You dribble a soccer ball when you are walking down the street

- You can do at least 8 juggles with the ball

-You spend hours talking to your team about what you could have done better in games

-You can school all of your friends in a pick-up game

-You know what the, rainbow, step-over, scissor, maradonna, drag, etc. are

-You know what it means what is is to meg a person

-You watch soccer on TV

-You love it when the world cup comes around, men or women

-You know what it means to switch the field

-You are good